In today’s offering, we have Anthony McKinney facing off against Pat Filthymatrat(I believe the name is Dutch in origin). Both men are strangers to the vast wonderland of nuance that is the front seat of the Durango, but I think they’ll take to it just fine.
The match would start with a fist bump, and then it was immediately off to the races as McKinney burst forth with a fistful of seatbelt and an eye for ill-intent.
Anthony immediately takes the aggressive stance, blocking Pat’s seatbelt, and working his back up against the roof of the Durango (a decisively better position to be in when fighting in a car).
Pat was not without tricks of his own however, as he employs his far side shoulder to wrap up the seatbelt and keep it our of the prying fingers of Anthony McKinney.
Things would turn particularly sour for Mr. Filthymatrat as McKinney starts to really bear down on him, pushing him further down into an already compromised position, now fastening the seatbelt around his neck and leveraging it outside of the window.
In a display of force, McKinney doubles down on the seatbelt, going for a two-on-one grip and just squeezing the life out of Pat from outside of the car. He would get the tap shortly thereafter.
At the end of the day however, it was all smiles between these two great competitors. You love to see it. Tell us what you thought about this match, or call someone out down below in the comments! And, as always, thank you for grappling!
